Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Minty Eyeballs

Yeah. You read it.  I said it. Minty Eyeballs. Are you curious yet?

If you've ever had that feeling of ugh....I want to know what minty eyeballs feel like; then you've come to the right place to find out how. I must admit that I stumbled upon this completely at random and felt like the world needed to know. So, here goes.

There are a couple things you'll need to create this exhilaratingly weird experience.

  1. Menthol Shampoo (We use Pert)
  2. Shower (preferably with hot water so you could have some steam - we'll talk about why later)
First, you do the usual showering stuff.  While you're in the shower, depending on how much head hair you have, apply the shampoo to your hair.  Following shampoo instructions, lather thoroughly. Now, here's the trick: while rinsing, make sure that the soapy shampoo water accidentally  runs down your face. While it's doing that, open one eye just a little bit - accidentally, ofcourse - and let a little stream of water run just pass the open eye. Don't do both eyes because you might experience some involuntary blindness with two minty eyeballs - NOT GOOD!
Anyway, now that you've exposed the eyeball to the menthol solution, close your eyes and rinse your face.  Now, try opening your eye.  Ahh! Minty Eyeball!

If you happen to have been using hot water, the steam in the bathroom will intensify the minty feeling of your eyeball.  The mintyness of your eyeball will last about five minutes depending on how much exposure you gave your eyeball to the Minty solution.

Hopefully, this has helped you figure out how to get your very own Minty Eyeball experience!

Sincerely,

Your Accidentally Minty-Eyeballed Friend, Fel.  *wink*

3 comments:

  1. Is "Try at your own risk" a disclaimer?

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  2. Ha the joys I miss by using fruity flavoured shampoo. I miss those minty eyeballs

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